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Mary Poppins

PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2018 4:21 pm
by Shadowcaster
Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for the night.

"Certainly madam", he replied courteously.

"Is the restaurant open still?" inquired Mary.

"Sorry, no," came the reply, "but room service is available all night. Would you care to select something from this menu?"

Mary smiled and took the menu and perused it. "Hmm, I would like cauliflower cheese please," said Mary.

"Certainly madam," he replied.

"And may I have breakfast in bed?" asked Mary politely.

The receptionist nodded and smiled. "In that case, I would love a couple of poached eggs please," Mary mused.

After confirming the order, Mary signed in and went up to her room for the night. The night passed uneventfully, and next morning, Mary came down early to check out.

The same guy was still on the desk. "Morning madam...sleep well?"

"Yes, thank you," Mary replied.

"Food to your liking?"

"Well, I have to say the cauliflower cheese was exceptional, I don't think I have had better. Shame about the eggs ....they really weren't that nice at all," replied Mary truthfully.

"Oh...well, perhaps you could contribute these thoughts to our Guest Comments Book. We are always looking to improve our service and would value your opinion," said the receptionist.

"Ok I will...thanks!" replied Mary, who then checked out, paused awhile, then scribbled a comment into the book. Waving, she left to continue her journey.

Curious, the receptionist picked up the book to see the comment Mary had written. She wrote:






You,ll love this




"Supercauliflowercheesebuteggswerequiteatrocious!!!!"


Cheers
Rich

Re: Mary Poppins

PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2018 6:44 pm
by jphespe
ARRUGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boy did I fall for that!

Still laughing,
Jim

Re: Mary Poppins

PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2018 7:53 pm
by Nighthawk117
:lol: that was good

Re: Mary Poppins

PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2018 4:44 am
by Tug002
:lol: :lol: Good one :lol: :lol:

Keep smiling
Tug :)

Re: Mary Poppins

PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2018 7:11 am
by Flying Trucker
:lol: :lol: :lol: <<r

Re: Mary Poppins

PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2018 11:23 am
by yancovitch
:D

Re: Mary Poppins

PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2018 4:17 pm
by Anthindelahunt
You have gone and done it again Rich. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Where in the world do you find them. :mrgreen:

Anthin. :shifty:

Re: Mary Poppins

PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2018 7:34 pm
by Shadowcaster
I do like a good pun glad it made you all laugh/groan :lol:

Anthindelahunt wrote:
Where in the world do you find them. :mrgreen:

Anthin. :shifty:


I have friends in low places,

Cheers
Rich

Re: Mary Poppins

PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2018 7:58 pm
by Anthindelahunt
Thanks Rich.
I just splattered my tea all over the keyboard.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Anthin. :shifty: