Mary Poppins

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Mary Poppins

Postby Shadowcaster » Mon May 21, 2018 4:21 pm

Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for the night.

"Certainly madam", he replied courteously.

"Is the restaurant open still?" inquired Mary.

"Sorry, no," came the reply, "but room service is available all night. Would you care to select something from this menu?"

Mary smiled and took the menu and perused it. "Hmm, I would like cauliflower cheese please," said Mary.

"Certainly madam," he replied.

"And may I have breakfast in bed?" asked Mary politely.

The receptionist nodded and smiled. "In that case, I would love a couple of poached eggs please," Mary mused.

After confirming the order, Mary signed in and went up to her room for the night. The night passed uneventfully, and next morning, Mary came down early to check out.

The same guy was still on the desk. "Morning madam...sleep well?"

"Yes, thank you," Mary replied.

"Food to your liking?"

"Well, I have to say the cauliflower cheese was exceptional, I don't think I have had better. Shame about the eggs ....they really weren't that nice at all," replied Mary truthfully.

"Oh...well, perhaps you could contribute these thoughts to our Guest Comments Book. We are always looking to improve our service and would value your opinion," said the receptionist.

"Ok I will...thanks!" replied Mary, who then checked out, paused awhile, then scribbled a comment into the book. Waving, she left to continue her journey.

Curious, the receptionist picked up the book to see the comment Mary had written. She wrote:






You,ll love this




"Supercauliflowercheesebuteggswerequiteatrocious!!!!"


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Re: Mary Poppins

Postby jphespe » Mon May 21, 2018 6:44 pm

ARRUGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boy did I fall for that!

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Re: Mary Poppins

Postby Nighthawk117 » Mon May 21, 2018 7:53 pm

:lol: that was good
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Re: Mary Poppins

Postby Tug002 » Tue May 22, 2018 4:44 am

:lol: :lol: Good one :lol: :lol:

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Re: Mary Poppins

Postby Flying Trucker » Tue May 22, 2018 7:11 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: <<r
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Re: Mary Poppins

Postby yancovitch » Tue May 22, 2018 11:23 am

:D
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Re: Mary Poppins

Postby Anthindelahunt » Tue May 22, 2018 4:17 pm

You have gone and done it again Rich. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Where in the world do you find them. :mrgreen:

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Re: Mary Poppins

Postby Shadowcaster » Tue May 22, 2018 7:34 pm

I do like a good pun glad it made you all laugh/groan :lol:

Anthindelahunt wrote:
Where in the world do you find them. :mrgreen:

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Re: Mary Poppins

Postby Anthindelahunt » Tue May 22, 2018 7:58 pm

Thanks Rich.
I just splattered my tea all over the keyboard.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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