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Nothing unusual there, then...>>>

Postby Fozzer » Sat Apr 28, 2018 3:29 pm

Quote:
"Uranus smells like farts and rotten eggs, according to Oxford researchers".
End quote.

http://www.kron4.com/news/uranus-smells ... 1138343916

Folks should be wary of standing downwind of Youranus.... :o ...!

..trust me... ;) ... ;) ...!

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Re: Nothing unusual there, then...>>>

Postby Nighthawk117 » Sat Apr 28, 2018 6:21 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Nothing unusual there, then...>>>

Postby yancovitch » Sun Apr 29, 2018 12:13 am

:lol:
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Re: Nothing unusual there, then...>>>

Postby SpaceHippy1975 » Sun Apr 29, 2018 12:16 pm

Yup, mine does apparently! :shock: :mrgreen:
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Re: Nothing unusual there, then...>>>

Postby pilotwin7 » Thu May 17, 2018 1:56 pm

Fozzer wrote:Quote:
"Uranus smells like farts and rotten eggs, according to Oxford researchers".
End quote.

http://www.kron4.com/news/uranus-smells ... 1138343916

Folks should be wary of standing downwind of Youranus.... :o ...!

..trust me... ;) ... ;) ...!

Paul.....Gone with the Wind.... :D....!


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Re: Nothing unusual there, then...>>>

Postby Hawkeye07 » Thu May 17, 2018 6:00 pm

Ok, you guys asked for it... Old, bad joke time...

QUE: What is the similarity between the Starship Enterprise and a roll of toilet paper?

ANS: They both circle around Uranus looking for Klingons. :dance:
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Re: Nothing unusual there, then...>>>

Postby Nighthawk117 » Thu May 17, 2018 6:12 pm

Aye :lol:
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Re: Nothing unusual there, then...>>>

Postby pilotwin7 » Thu May 17, 2018 7:52 pm

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Re: Nothing unusual there, then...>>>

Postby napamule » Fri May 18, 2018 5:10 am

These jokes should be 'wiped' off the 'poop deck' and put where they belong - where the sun don't shine. (hehe)
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Re: Nothing unusual there, then...>>>

Postby B0ikat » Fri May 18, 2018 1:39 pm

Leave it to the guys at Futurama...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0czFnIvKOJY
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