Me at 60

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Me at 60

Postby Tug002 » Mon Feb 26, 2018 5:34 am

I recently changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.

I decided to stop calling the bathroom the “John” and renamed it the “Jim”. I feel so much better saying, “I went to the Jim this morning. “

Old age is coming at a really bad time.

When I was a child I thought “Nap Time” was a punishment. Now, as a grownup, it feels like a small vacation.

The biggest lie I tell myself is... “I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

I don’t have gray hair; I have "wisdom highlights"! I’m just very wise.

If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would’ve put them on my knees.

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven’t met yet.

Why do I have to press one for English, when you’re just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?

Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice.

Actually I'm not complaining because I am a Senager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don’t have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don’t have a curfew. I have a driver’s license and my own car. The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.

Life is great.

Keep smiling
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Re: Me at 60

Postby Shadowcaster » Mon Feb 26, 2018 5:51 am

Excellent :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

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Re: Me at 60

Postby FlexibleFlier » Mon Feb 26, 2018 7:26 am

I'm a member of the 30-30 Club: if it happened more than 30 minutes and less than 30 years ago I have absolutely no recollection. Membership is free, but hurry...in 30 minutes you'll forget all about it.
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Re: Me at 60

Postby Fozzer » Mon Feb 26, 2018 9:10 am

..... :lol: .... :lol: ..... :lol: .....!

...it's all so very true! .... ;) ....!


"If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would’ve put them on my knees"...... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

Ta Tug! ... :clap: ....!

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Re: Me at 60

Postby yancovitch » Mon Feb 26, 2018 12:17 pm

a riot :).........
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Re: Me at 60

Postby Anthindelahunt » Mon Feb 26, 2018 1:33 pm

Absolutely love it. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Me at 60

Postby hertzie » Mon Feb 26, 2018 4:37 pm

Made my day!!

Thanks !!

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Re: Me at 60

Postby Hawkeye07 » Mon Feb 26, 2018 10:23 pm

Wow, I can relate to this. :shock: Thanks Tug!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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