Fruit Test

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Fruit Test

Postby Shadowcaster » Sun Feb 18, 2018 2:42 pm

There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass the trial. The first step of the trial was to go into the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explains the trial to him-you have to shove the fruits up your backside without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten. The first apple went in...but on the second one he winced in pain, so he was killed and went to heaven. The second guy arrives with ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...but on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter, therefore also was killed. The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
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Re: Fruit Test

Postby yancovitch » Sun Feb 18, 2018 4:37 pm

stupidly hilarious.... :lol:
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Re: Fruit Test

Postby Anthindelahunt » Sun Feb 18, 2018 6:10 pm

:o :o :o :lol: :lol: :oops:

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Re: Fruit Test

Postby napamule » Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:51 pm

Not even believealbe. There never were any cannibals in any 'forest'. Or pineapples!
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Re: Fruit Test

Postby Fozzer » Mon Feb 19, 2018 4:03 am

Reminds me of the experience of using the similar composition of the toilet paper to be found in Public Toilets.

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Keep away from Forests, Cannibals and their Kings, ......and Pineapples!

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