Canadians on a bus

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Canadians on a bus

Postby Tug002 » Wed Feb 14, 2018 1:39 pm

A group of Canadians were travelling by tour bus through Holland.

As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through a process of cheese making, explaining that goat’s milk was used.

She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. These, she explained, were the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produced.

She then asked, “What do you do in Canada with your old goats that aren’t producing?”

A spry old gentleman answered, “They send us on bus tours.”

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Re: Canadians on a bus

Postby yancovitch » Wed Feb 14, 2018 1:45 pm

nice one :)
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Re: Canadians on a bus

Postby Shadowcaster » Thu Feb 15, 2018 3:35 am

Like it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Canadians on a bus

Postby Fozzer » Thu Feb 15, 2018 6:02 am

Ta, Tug...!

That tickled my fancy this morning.... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

I stopped; "producing" and got my free; "Old Age Pensioner's 'Bus Pass" at the same time.... ;) ....!

Paul.... :lol: ... :lol: ...!
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