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BEER - BY SEVEN YEAR OLDS

A handful of 7 year old children in Australia were asked what they thought of beer.
There were some interesting responses

'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mum gets.'
--Tim, 7 years old

'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice.'
--Melanie, 7 years old

'My Mum and Dad both like beer. My Mum gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think it is very funny.'
--Grady, 7 years old

''My Mum and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.'
--Toby, 7 years old

'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool.'
--Lily, 7 years old

'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.'
--Ethan, 7 years old

'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.'
--Shirley, 7 years old

Keep smiling
Tug

When I drink Beer, I find I laugh a lot...even more than usual!... ... ... ...!

Paul....HIC!..... ...!

Yep, yep, yep, nothin' like a short walk on a long beer.

The essentials of life: Beer, pizza, football, and oxygen.