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Forget guns, mines, cams etc. No burglar sticks around my place...

That’s a nice knife; they’ll nick that for sure! I wouldn’t bank on seeing that roll of duct tape again either!

so.......ya really wana rob me???

He would probably take you to
court for scaring the bejaysus out
of him.

Anthin.

Well Mark, that's a good start but may I suggest a couple of modifications?

1. Put some blood on the knife blade (preferably from a non-human source)

2. Splatter a little of the blood on the face mask

3. Take any over sized book and fabricate a new cover for it like the one below and place it on the coffee table



That should do it.

I don't know if cooking them longer really makes a difference. I tried to eat a clown once but it tasted funny.

Hunters are a little too "gamie".

gee....how old is ozzy now?...i wonder................

Err 45 at the last count in years... in maturity, still about 14

whew, that's a relief...i thought your avatar might depict you 20 years younger...the way celebrities do

Ozzy is a 45-year-old Sports Motorcycle Ton-up Teenager.... ....

Fozzer is an 84-year-old Cruiser Motorcycle OAP..... ....!

We are what we pretend to be!... ...!

Paul.... ...!

I have absolutely no idea who I am,so therefore I can't pretend
to be anyone. Ergo ! I pretend to pretend.

Anthin...

ha....i've heard it said.......be still, and know that you are god.............