Home Protection

[ozzy72]

Forget guns, mines, cams etc. No burglar sticks around my place...

[Sinkrate]

That’s a nice knife; they’ll nick that for sure! I wouldn’t bank on seeing that roll of duct tape again either!

[yancovitch]

so.......ya really wana rob me???

[Anthindelahunt]

He would probably take you to
court for scaring the bejaysus out
of him.

Anthin.

[Hawkeye07]

Well Mark, that's a good start but may I suggest a couple of modifications?

1. Put some blood on the knife blade (preferably from a non-human source)

2. Splatter a little of the blood on the face mask

3. Take any over sized book and fabricate a new cover for it like the one below and place it on the coffee table



That should do it.

[ozzy72]

[Hawkeye07]

I don't know if cooking them longer really makes a difference. I tried to eat a clown once but it tasted funny.

[B0ikat]

Hunters are a little too "gamie".

[yancovitch]

gee....how old is ozzy now?...i wonder................

[ozzy72]

Err 45 at the last count in years... in maturity, still about 14

[yancovitch]

whew, that's a relief...i thought your avatar might depict you 20 years younger...the way celebrities do

[Fozzer]

Ozzy is a 45-year-old Sports Motorcycle Ton-up Teenager.... ....

Fozzer is an 84-year-old Cruiser Motorcycle OAP..... ....!

We are what we pretend to be!... ...!

Paul.... ...!

[H]

We are what we pretend to be!

Don't believe him, Yanc...
when I was real young I pretended to be a train engine... the closest I've come is a wreck...

[Anthindelahunt]

I have absolutely no idea who I am,so therefore I can't pretend
to be anyone. Ergo ! I pretend to pretend.

Anthin...

[yancovitch]

ha....i've heard it said.......be still, and know that you are god.............