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If, by chance....

PostPosted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 6:23 pm
by Fozzer
.......you came upon this situation, would you...>>>

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bi ... m-42271150

(a) Panic, and call the Emergency Services?

(b) Plug the Microwave into the power socket, and switch on?

Paul.... ;) ....!

Re: If, by chance....

PostPosted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 6:46 pm
by B0ikat
(C) Pop a beer and ask the guy if he's having fun yet.

Re: If, by chance....

PostPosted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:52 am
by Sinkrate
Definitely b!

I just hope they charged the stupid A-hole for the call out.

Re: If, by chance....

PostPosted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 7:36 am
by Fozzer
B0ikat wrote:(C) Pop a beer and ask the guy if he's having fun yet.


I would quite happily join you in a cool glass, (or three), as we both enjoy the scene.....

...pass the Pop Corn!.... :D ...!

Paul..... :lol: ....!

Re: If, by chance....

PostPosted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 3:08 pm
by Canuck1955
Sinkrate wrote:Definitely b!

I just hope they charged the stupid A-hole for the call out.

I think they probably will. I know the LFB charge for assisting you to get back into your home after a lock out. Of course you also have to buy a new front door after they have demolished it in their subtlety.

Re: If, by chance....

PostPosted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 5:52 pm
by Fozzer
...and the reply....>>>

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england ... -microwave

The worrying thing is....

....he looks just like a perfectly normal Englishman!.... :shock: ....!

It becomes difficult to tell one idiot from another!.... :? ....!

Paul.....Heading for Bed.... :D ...!

Re: If, by chance....

PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 12:24 pm
by Apex
Wow, izzat dumb or whut?? Another Houdini wanna-be there.

Re: If, by chance....

PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 1:38 pm
by Hawkeye07
Paul, the scary part is that it was a GROUP of idiots who did this. (Mr Dakin said: "He and a group of friends had mixed seven bags of Polyfilla which they then poured around his head,
which was protected by a plastic bag inside the microwave.)

Keep a close eye on them, they have the makings of future MP's. Over here they would be future Congressmen. Lord help us! :lol:

Re: If, by chance....

PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 4:00 pm
by Fozzer
Hawkeye07 wrote:Paul, the scary part is that it was a GROUP of idiots who did this. (Mr Dakin said: "He and a group of friends had mixed seven bags of Polyfilla which they then poured around his head,
which was protected by a plastic bag inside the microwave.)

Keep a close eye on them, they have the makings of future MP's. Over here they would be future Congressmen. Lord help us! :lol:


...you didn't mention Uncle Donald, Hawk.... ;) ... ;) ... ;) ...!

Paul..... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

Re: If, by chance....

PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 6:20 pm
by Hawkeye07
You're right Paul. I try to stay away from distasteful subjects before dinner. It upsets the digestive tract and gives me the sh_ts. :roll: ( :lol: :lol: )

Re: If, by chance....

PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:34 am
by Theis
I recommend B :whistle:

Re: If, by chance....

PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 12:24 pm
by Fozzer
Theis wrote:I recommend B :whistle:


Good grief!..... :o ....!

...it's our Theis!..... :dance: ....!

A blast from the distant past!

Multiplayer Flying, and all that sort of malarkey!

Good to see you again, Theis!

How is the weather in; "snowy?" Denmark?..... :think: ....1

Paul....: mrgreen: ...!

Re: If, by chance....

PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 2:23 pm
by Theis
It sure is!

Well, the snow came and disappeared again as fast as it came! :doh:
I guess it doesn't like when it is over 0 C :mrgreen: :snooty:

And it really is a long time ago! I think that my last post in here was from about 2014ish!

I have been a busy guy, with work, family and all. :D