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Perhaps...

Postby H » Fri Dec 08, 2017 7:26 pm

this doesn't belong in the Humour section but...
it seems no wonder that some while ago a local put in the Personal Classifieds, "Don't shoot wild animals. Get your meat at the supermarket where no animals get killed."
Today's flyer for a local supermarket sported "Grass-fed Italian meatballs," not 'Italian meatballs from grass-fed animals' -- and I doubt either animals (may not be strictly cattle) or meatballs were sourced in Italy. Now, my farming days weren't in Italy but it stifles my belief that they have herds of meatballs rolling about the corral -- at least, not the ordinary cuisine type of critter. So, what are they doing, adding chopped grass to the meatballs as a filler!



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Re: Perhaps...

Postby Anthindelahunt » Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:36 pm

What a scream H. Talk about numbsculls. :lol:

As bad as a major Supermarket chain here.

We do not add growth hormones to our
meat products...What the hell would growth
hormones do to a dead cow. :o

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Re: Perhaps...

Postby Sinkrate » Sat Dec 09, 2017 5:04 am

Hoots mon, the Scottish have been hunting wild haggis for years. There’s nothing healthier than a free-range, grass fed haggis. Och, naebody needs supermarkets wi their plastic wrapped E numbers and monosodium preservatives; load-up your gun and whistle-up your dog; go bag a nice fat haggis today! :dance:

http://www.thehaggis.com/wild-haggis-all-about-haggis/
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Re: Perhaps...

Postby Fozzer » Sat Dec 09, 2017 6:14 am

Sinkrate wrote:Hoots mon, the Scottish have been hunting wild haggis for years. There’s nothing healthier than a free-range, grass fed haggis. Och, naebody needs supermarkets wi their plastic wrapped E numbers and monosodium preservatives; load-up your gun and whistle-up your dog; go bag a nice fat haggis today! :dance:

http://www.thehaggis.com/wild-haggis-all-about-haggis/


Or the somewhat cheaper version, and almost as nice!...(and all four legs of the same equal length)....>>>>

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Re: Perhaps...

Postby Anthindelahunt » Sat Dec 09, 2017 6:39 am

Fozzer !!!!!

Roasted faggots ? :o

I see you are not one for political correctness. :lol: :lol:

Anthin...faggots roasting on an open fire. Jack frost
grabbing at your n%#$*. :naughty:

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Re: Perhaps...

Postby Fozzer » Sat Dec 09, 2017 6:53 am

Anthindelahunt wrote:Fozzer !!!!!

Roasted faggots ? :o

I see you are not one for political correctness. :lol: :lol:

Anthin...faggots roasting on an open fire. Jack frost
grabbing at your n%#$*. :naughty:

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Re: Perhaps...

Postby H » Sat Dec 09, 2017 9:31 am

Anthindelahunt wrote:What a scream H. Talk about numbsculls.
As bad as a major Supermarket chain here.
We do not add growth hormones to our
meat products...What the hell would growth
hormones do to a dead cow.
Not much to the deceased bovine... how're you supermarket meat shoppers doing? Anything unexplainably larger?


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Re: Perhaps...

Postby Fozzer » Sat Dec 09, 2017 10:37 am

H wrote:
Anthindelahunt wrote:What a scream H. Talk about numbsculls.
As bad as a major Supermarket chain here.
We do not add growth hormones to our
meat products...What the hell would growth
hormones do to a dead cow.
Not much to the deceased bovine... how're you supermarket meat shoppers doing? Anything unexplainably larger?


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