this doesn't belong in the Humour section but...
it seems no wonder that some while ago a local put in the Personal Classifieds, "Don't shoot wild animals. Get your meat at the supermarket where no animals get killed."
Today's flyer for a local supermarket sported "Grass-fed Italian meatballs," not 'Italian meatballs from grass-fed animals' -- and I doubt either animals (may not be strictly cattle) or meatballs were sourced in Italy. Now, my farming days weren't in Italy but it stifles my belief that they have herds of meatballs rolling about the corral -- at least, not the ordinary cuisine type of critter. So, what are they doing, adding chopped grass to the meatballs as a filler!