From the grave

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From the grave

Postby Tug002 » Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:36 pm

A man and woman were married for many years.

Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I'll dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

Neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared.

He died at the ripe old age of 98.

After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"

The wife said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down...and I know he won't ask for directions."

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Re: From the grave

Postby yancovitch » Tue Nov 21, 2017 9:49 pm

hahahaha..........
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Re: From the grave

Postby Anthindelahunt » Tue Nov 21, 2017 10:43 pm

Love it... :lol: :lol:

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Re: From the grave

Postby Shadowcaster » Tue Nov 21, 2017 11:00 pm

Superb :lol: :lol: :lol: :clap: :clap: :clap:

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Re: From the grave

Postby Anthindelahunt » Tue Nov 21, 2017 11:47 pm

I am sick to death of walking around upside
down here downunder. I want to be buried head down so that I will be
upright again after I am buried. :o :naughty: :mrgreen:

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Re: From the grave

Postby Tug002 » Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:56 am

Anthindelahunt wrote:I am sick to death of walking around upside
down here downunder. I want to be buried head down so that I will be
upright again after I am buried. :o :naughty: :mrgreen:

Anthin.. :shifty:


Could be that you are right side up and I am upside down or we are both sideways. :lol:

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