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I GOT MY CONCEALED WEAPON CARRY PERMIT YESTERDAY MORNING.

In the afternoon, I went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a 9mm handgun for home/personal protection.

When I was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!

As a senior citizen, I do not get flustered often, but this time it took me a while to get my pants back on.

I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to seniors a little more clear. I still don't think I looked that bad! Just need to wear underwear more often.

Keep smiling
Tug

..... .... ..... .....!

Obtaining guns with credit cards never did float my boat, Tug .... ...!

I just use my credit card for food shopping.

...and no-one gets killed in the process! .... ...!

Paul.... ... ....!

...all this North American; "NRA" stuff does my head in! .... ..... ....!

So, just as a matter of interest, how does a nudist conceal his weapon ?

Do not answer that !!! Arrrg.

Anthin covering his ears and humming
loudly. La la la la.

well.... 3d printer could make a small weapon which could be concealed that way

The minute I remove my hands from my
ears and stop humming. Blamo !.

Anthin...

And just a tip to our UK friends.

When you buy your first gun, you'll be excited and want to show it off.

PLEASE - DO NOT run around shouting "I've got a gun, I've got a gun!"