Page 1 of 1

Funny Quotes

PostPosted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 8:57 am
by BruxismYourself
We all deserve to laugh a little. :lol: :lol: :lol:
I found this very funny, check this out: https://ponbee.com/funny-quotes/
credits to the blogger :dance:

Re: Funny Quotes

PostPosted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 1:45 pm
by Hawkeye07
Excellent!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
And so many of them are really words to live by.

Re: Funny Quotes

PostPosted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 7:36 pm
by BruxismYourself
Hawkeye07 wrote:Excellent!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
And so many of them are really words to live by.

Happy that it made you laugh!

Re: Funny Quotes

PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:35 am
by dylanjong
BruxismYourself wrote:We all deserve to laugh a little. :lol: :lol: :lol:
I found this very funny, check this out: https://ponbee.com/funny-quotes/
credits to the blogger :dance:


:dance: :dance: :dance:
“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.“


<<q <<q

Re: Funny Quotes

PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 10:41 am
by FlexibleFlier
My favorite is still George Carlin's thruth: "My s**t is stuff and your stuff is s**t."

Re: Funny Quotes

PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:03 am
by H
22. “Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I’m being funny, but I’m reminding you of other things. Life is tough, darling. Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything; otherwise, we’re going down the tube.” ~ Joan Rivers
Joan didn't properly relate this: Life is hard and comes to an unavoidable end. We emerge into the world by going down the tube so we'd best laugh at everything while we’re going down the tube.


8-)

Re: Funny Quotes

PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 3:15 am
by alice1985
Life needs laugh sometimes :lol: :lol:

“I have decided to keep my past behind, so if I owe you money.. Sorry, I have moved on.”
“Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am awake.”
“I hate it when people ask me, ‘do you have a bathroom?’ No. we pee in the yard.”
“I am just a step away from being rich, all I need now is money.”
“I hate when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the damn script.”
“Don’t text me when I’m in the middle of texting you. Now I have to change my whole text.”
“Brains are awesome I wish everybody had one.”

More funny quotes, have a look at this site

<<q <<q

Re: Funny Quotes

PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2018 10:47 pm
by napamule
Me...I am working on my 2nd Million....I gave up on the 1st Million.