"ATTENTION PLEASE," - Too funny

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"ATTENTION PLEASE," - Too funny

Postby OldAirmail » Sun Sep 17, 2017 10:12 am

This was in yesterdays mail. I hope I'm not too late! :lol: :lol: :lol:

The bold and red text is my emphasis. The "ALL CAPS" is the senders.

Are there really people who are that stupid?


ATTENTION PLEASE,

MR LARRY JACK DHL COURIER AGENT IS NOW AT JOHN.F.KENNEDY INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
WITH YOUR CONSIGNMENT BOX WORTH OF US$4.7MILLION DOLLARS, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS
SEND HIM YOUR DETAILS NOW, AGAIN SO THAT HE CAN NOT MAKE MISTAKE TEXT OR CALL HIM
(360) 973-7460) EMAIL HIM AT :(larryjack1982@gmail.com) THIS IS ALL NEEDED NOW
URGENT BECAUSE HE IS THERE NOW WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU SINCE YESTERDAY,
AND I TOLD HIM TO BE AT THE SECURITY OFFICE SO THAT NOTING WILL HAPPEN TO THE BOX,

(1) FULL NAMES --------
(2) HOME ADDRESS:------
(3) PHONE LINE --------
(4) COUNTRY AND CITY --
(5) AGE----------------
(6) SEX----------------
(7) NEAREST AIRPORT:---
(8) WORKING ID/DRIVER LICENSE;---

EMAIL HIM YOUR ADDRESS NOW IS VERY URGENT SO THAT HE WILL NOT BE DELAYED ANY
MORE OVER THERE,FOR THE DELIVERY.

THANKS BEST REGARD
Dr DAVID DILEO,
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Re: "ATTENTION PLEASE," - Too funny

Postby Shadowcaster » Sun Sep 17, 2017 11:32 am

There could be more to it you think :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://www.thebubble.com/woops-us-4-6-m ... posit-box/ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: "ATTENTION PLEASE," - Too funny

Postby OldAirmail » Sun Sep 17, 2017 12:00 pm

Shadowcaster wrote:There could be more to it you think :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://www.thebubble.com/woops-us-4-6-m ... posit-box/ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Cheers
Rich

THANK YOU!

I called him immediately and gave him all of the info that he wanted.

I even gave him my bank account so he could just transfer the money to me.

After all, trying to carry $4.X million in cash would just hurt my back.


BTW - as a sign of my thanks, if you give me your credit card numbers, I'll have him put $1,000,000 into your account for helping me.
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Re: "ATTENTION PLEASE," - Too funny

Postby Hawkeye07 » Sun Sep 17, 2017 12:34 pm

Mr Larry Jack is one busy dude. I deleted the same email just prior to logging on to this forum. I didn't bother to open it. :think:
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Re: "ATTENTION PLEASE," - Too funny

Postby Shadowcaster » Mon Sep 18, 2017 11:32 am

OldAirmail wrote:

BTW - as a sign of my thanks, if you give me your credit card numbers, I'll have him put $1,000,000 into your account for helping me.


I say old boy that's jolly decent of you I'll get you my numbered Swiss account when I bally well remember what the number is. :lol: :lol:

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