The world's first stealth airliner

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The world's first stealth airliner

Postby Hawkeye07 » Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:22 am

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If it doesn't move and it's supposed to - use the WD40.

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Re: The world's first stealth airliner

Postby yancovitch » Wed Sep 13, 2017 2:11 pm

haha.....good one!!
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Re: The world's first stealth airliner

Postby Anthindelahunt » Wed Sep 13, 2017 5:51 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :clap: :clap:

Brilliant.

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Re: The world's first stealth airliner

Postby Flacke » Wed Sep 13, 2017 6:52 pm

At the Pima Air Museum in Tucson Arizona they have a fenced-in area that has a STEALTH CACTUS growing in it. You can tell where it is by the sign but you CANNOT SEE IT!. Perfect stealth.
I have seen many people/tourists/Aviators taking photos of it there. When you view your photo you can only see the sign, not the Cactus.

They have photos of this YouTube etc.
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Re: The world's first stealth airliner

Postby Hawkeye07 » Wed Sep 13, 2017 8:22 pm

Flacke wrote:At the Pima Air Museum in Tucson Arizona they have a fenced-in area that has a STEALTH CACTUS growing in it. You can tell where it is by the sign but you CANNOT SEE IT!. Perfect stealth.
I have seen many people/tourists/Aviators taking photos of it there. When you view your photo you can only see the sign, not the Cactus.

They have photos of this YouTube etc.


I have a stealth $1,000,000.00 USD too. Um, I can't seem to locate it at the moment or I'd show it to you. It's got to be around here some place. I had it just the other day and I put it; no wait, that was last Tuesday. I seem to remember I moved it since then... I'll have to get back to you on this one.

Honey!! What did you do with our Stealth $1,000,000.00? It was right next to my super suit the other day... :lol:
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Re: The world's first stealth airliner

Postby Flacke » Thu Sep 14, 2017 1:53 am

Hawkeye07 wrote:
Flacke wrote:At the Pima Air Museum in Tucson Arizona they have a fenced-in area that has a STEALTH CACTUS growing in it. You can tell where it is by the sign but you CANNOT SEE IT!. Perfect stealth.
I have seen many people/tourists/Aviators taking photos of it there. When you view your photo you can only see the sign, not the Cactus.

They have photos of this YouTube etc.


I have a stealth $1,000,000.00 USD too. Um, I can't seem to locate it at the moment or I'd show it to you. It's got to be around here some place. I had it just the other day and I put it; no wait, that was last Tuesday. I seem to remember I moved it since then... I'll have to get back to you on this one.

Honey!! What did you do with our Stealth $1,000,000.00? It was right next to my super suit the other day... :lol:


That is wonderful! A stealth $1 Million could be very valuable and useful in covert payoffs etc. I sure hope you find it.
I also hope that you do a YouTube search for the Stealth Cactus at Pima Museum, its pretty neat. I have taken pictures of it myself when we were there, fun.
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Re: The world's first stealth airliner

Postby Hawkeye07 » Thu Sep 14, 2017 10:25 am

Flacke wrote:I also hope that you do a YouTube search for the Stealth Cactus at Pima Museum, its pretty neat. I have taken pictures of it myself when we were there, fun.


Found it, I think? :lol: :lol:

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Re: The world's first stealth airliner

Postby Flacke » Fri Sep 15, 2017 12:11 am

Hawkeye07 wrote:
Flacke wrote:I also hope that you do a YouTube search for the Stealth Cactus at Pima Museum, its pretty neat. I have taken pictures of it myself when we were there, fun.


Found it, I think? :lol: :lol:

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LOL, good man! glad you looked it up. That is exactly the photo that I took while there and it is still in my album. I have fun confusing friends and relatives who claim that not matter how hard they look at that photo they just can't see the Cactus. I tell them that if they squint their eyes and really concentrate they will see it. The Museum gets a lot of free advertising from that picture, and its fun.
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Re: The world's first stealth airliner

Postby Hawkeye07 » Fri Sep 15, 2017 9:38 am

Wouldn't be hilarious if they could simulate a shadow for the cactus? Can't see the Stealth Cactus but there's it's shadow so it must be there. :lol: :lol:
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Re: The world's first stealth airliner

Postby Flacke » Fri Sep 15, 2017 6:48 pm

Hawkeye07 wrote:Wouldn't be hilarious if they could simulate a shadow for the cactus? Can't see the Stealth Cactus but there's it's shadow so it must be there. :lol: :lol:


That is brilliant and quite easy to do. All they have to do is make a rough outline on the ground and then use a spray-paint can to make a very light shadow effect. That would make the whole thing even better. The next person to visit there should suggest it to them.
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