An Old Couple

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An Old Couple

Postby Tug002 » Tue Sep 05, 2017 12:54 pm

A man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife

He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.

Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything.

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She
sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink..


Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.'

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'

She answered

'THE TEETH.'

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Re: An Old Couple

Postby Shadowcaster » Tue Sep 05, 2017 1:54 pm

:laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :clap: :clap:


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Re: An Old Couple

Postby Anthindelahunt » Tue Sep 05, 2017 3:42 pm

OMG ! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That was so funny Tug.

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Re: An Old Couple

Postby Fozzer » Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:04 pm

.... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

I laughed so much, mine fell out!.... :oops: ...!

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Re: An Old Couple

Postby OldAirmail » Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:37 pm

You caught me! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I was expecting everything but that. :D
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Re: An Old Couple

Postby Steve M » Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:47 pm

Nice one Tug! :lol:
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Re: An Old Couple

Postby papituwall » Wed Sep 06, 2017 1:20 am

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: <<q
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Re: An Old Couple

Postby yancovitch » Thu Sep 07, 2017 12:04 am

absolutely hillarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: An Old Couple

Postby hertzie » Thu Sep 07, 2017 10:22 am

Made my day!!!!!! Thanks!!!!!

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Re: An Old Couple

Postby keepitsimple » Mon Sep 11, 2017 9:49 pm

Guess they really mean it when they said, "everything". :lol:
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