Purchase Trends

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Purchase Trends

Postby H » Fri Sep 01, 2017 8:59 am

Walmart is one of the foremost in screening item purchases per state. These are a few notable mentions:

While Michigan residents are purchasing Life jackets, Minnesotans are buying Folding chairs -- so they can relax while watching their Upper Michigan neighbors bobbing about in Lake Superior.

New Jersey purchases lists Dumbbells; this nomenclature isn't made clear -- the item or the purchasers?

Tennessee has an abundance of Traffic Safety Cone purchases. I should ask my cousins down there why they're so into highway dunce caps...

Forgive the dark humor in this. The main purchase in Texas has been Wedding Invitations. I believe this trend has been quite interrupted. Foz has posted numerous warnings about marriage -- and Harvey's marriage to Texas has been a disaster; in the current weather development, we're hoping Texas rebounds in the divorce without embracing another.



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