the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In
response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to
ejaculate, try startling yourself."
That same day Gus went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All
excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to Becky.
At home, he found Becky was in bed, naked and waiting. As the two began,
they found themselves in the celebrated 69 position. Gus, moments later,
felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol.
Next day, Gus went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?"
" Well, not as I'd expected. When I fired the pistol, Becky sh**t on my face,
bit 3 inches off my d**k, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his
hands in the air."
Keep smiling
Tug
