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The Presidents Brick

Postby bigcav » Sat Aug 26, 2017 2:55 pm

President Trump is on stage at a rally when somebody in the crowd throws a brick at him.

"Mickey Mouse" shouts one of the attendant security detail.

But the brick hits him and he is furious.

"What's with the Disney character?" Trump asks.

"Sorry. I got confused." the guard replies. " I meant to say Donald! duck."

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Re: The Presidents Brick

Postby Anthindelahunt » Sat Aug 26, 2017 4:48 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :clap: :o

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Re: The Presidents Brick

Postby Tug002 » Sat Aug 26, 2017 8:16 pm

:lol: :lol: :clap: :clap: Good one :clap: :clap: :lol: :lol:

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Re: The Presidents Brick

Postby Hawkeye07 » Sun Aug 27, 2017 2:42 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: Now that was funny.

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Re: The Presidents Brick

Postby Fozzer » Sun Aug 27, 2017 2:55 pm

Hawkeye07 wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: Now that was funny.

(The opinion stated above is the sole intellectual property of the member identified and is not an endorsement nor a reflection of the political views of this website, its affiliates, the owners, advertisers or its rank and file membership.) :lol:"Just saying..."


.... :lol:..... :lol: ..... :lol: ...!

I love the disclaimer, Hawk!.... ;) .....

.....'cos that omission always gets me into trouble here..... :roll: .....!

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Re: The Presidents Brick

Postby bigcav » Sun Aug 27, 2017 4:40 pm

At my age I pee in the queue.

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Re: The Presidents Brick

Postby Fozzer » Sun Aug 27, 2017 4:49 pm

bigcav wrote:At my age I pee in the queue.

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The old Prostrate Prostate problem!... :oops: ....!

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Re: The Presidents Brick

Postby Anthindelahunt » Sun Aug 27, 2017 6:18 pm

Isn't continence somewhere in Rhode Island ? :lol:

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Re: The Presidents Brick

Postby Hawkeye07 » Sun Aug 27, 2017 8:48 pm

Anthindelahunt wrote:Isn't continence somewhere in Rhode Island ? :lol:

Anthin. :arrow: :shifty:


Somebody's geographically challenged :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Presidents Brick

Postby Hawkeye07 » Sun Aug 27, 2017 8:50 pm

Fozzer wrote:
Hawkeye07 wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: Now that was funny.

(The opinion stated above is the sole intellectual property of the member identified and is not an endorsement nor a reflection of the political views of this website, its affiliates, the owners, advertisers or its rank and file membership.) :lol:"Just saying..."


.... :lol:..... :lol: ..... :lol: ...!

I love the disclaimer, Hawk!.... ;) .....

.....'cos that omission always gets me into trouble here..... :roll: .....!

Paul....watching my P's and Q's.... :? .... :lol: ... :lol: ...!


Nowadays it's called being "Politically Correct" back in the old days it was called "covering your six" Right Paul? :lol:
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Re: The Presidents Brick

Postby Shadowcaster » Mon Aug 28, 2017 8:32 am

Like it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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