Some Jokes From The Fringe

[Shadowcaster]

"I'm not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change" - Ken Cheng

"I've given up asking rhetorical questions. What's the point?" - Alexei Sayle

"I'm looking for the girl next door type. I'm just gonna keep moving house till I find her" - Lew Fitz

"I like to imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the 'brella'. But he hesitated" - Andy Field

"I'm rubbish with names. It's not my fault, it's a condition. There's a name for it..." - Jimeoin

"I have two boys, 5 and 6. We're no good at naming things in our house" - Ed Byrne

"Whenever someone says, 'I don't believe in coincidences.' I say, 'Oh my God, me neither!"' - Alasdair Beckett-King

"For me dying is a lot like going camping. I don't want to do it" - Phil Wang

"I went to a Pretenders gig. It was a tribute act" - Tim Vine

and my favourite
"I wonder how many chameleons snuck onto the Ark" - Adam Hess

Cheers
Rich

[H]

and my favourite
"I wonder how many chameleons snuck onto the Ark" - Adam Hess

You've just reminded me of the Sunday school class. The class had just been told that the ark was a large boat and Noah had taken two of each creature onto it.
"Two of each of all the creatures?" a little girl asked.
"Yes," the teacher said, "of all the Lord's creatures."
"Why didn't the ark sink with all that water on board?" she inquired.
"Oh, the ark was watertight," the teacher informed, "and just enough drinking water for the flood to end."
"Only drinking water?" she queried.
"That's right," the teacher confirmed.
"Then where'd he put all the fish?"

[Anthindelahunt]

.Not to mention all
the whales.

Anthin...Floundering about.