"I'm not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change" - Ken Cheng
"I've given up asking rhetorical questions. What's the point?" - Alexei Sayle
"I'm looking for the girl next door type. I'm just gonna keep moving house till I find her" - Lew Fitz
"I like to imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the 'brella'. But he hesitated" - Andy Field
"I'm rubbish with names. It's not my fault, it's a condition. There's a name for it..." - Jimeoin
"I have two boys, 5 and 6. We're no good at naming things in our house" - Ed Byrne
"Whenever someone says, 'I don't believe in coincidences.' I say, 'Oh my God, me neither!"' - Alasdair Beckett-King
"For me dying is a lot like going camping. I don't want to do it" - Phil Wang
"I went to a Pretenders gig. It was a tribute act" - Tim Vine
and my favourite
"I wonder how many chameleons snuck onto the Ark" - Adam Hess
Cheers
Rich