Graded by size...
Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2017 2:20 pmMailed to me by one of my Chums from a Southern Hemisphere Flight Sim Forum.
(Many thanks, Doug!)...
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Young Scottish lass was working in a chemist shop and was very embarrassed to sell condoms.
Her boss was going away for a week and he told her to look after the shop. She mentioned that she won’t be embarrassed re the condoms though as he sells them to all the regulars by code.
Small is 310’s mediums are 320 and large are coded 330’s.
Two days later a 6’10” 130kg Black monster walks into the shop and asks her for 350.
She turned scarlet, popped out the back and rang the boss and told him of the request.
“Has the guy got a bucket tied to his belt and hanging between his legs?” asks the chemist. “Yes! Yes” he has gasped the poor lassie.
Then go to the till and get him 3 pounds 50* was the reply. “He is the window cleaner”
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Paul....(Not known for bragging).... ...!
* ...£3.50
(Many thanks, Doug!)...
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Young Scottish lass was working in a chemist shop and was very embarrassed to sell condoms.
Her boss was going away for a week and he told her to look after the shop. She mentioned that she won’t be embarrassed re the condoms though as he sells them to all the regulars by code.
Small is 310’s mediums are 320 and large are coded 330’s.
Two days later a 6’10” 130kg Black monster walks into the shop and asks her for 350.
She turned scarlet, popped out the back and rang the boss and told him of the request.
“Has the guy got a bucket tied to his belt and hanging between his legs?” asks the chemist. “Yes! Yes” he has gasped the poor lassie.
Then go to the till and get him 3 pounds 50* was the reply. “He is the window cleaner”
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Paul....(Not known for bragging)....
...!* ...£3.50
