Graded by size...

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Graded by size...

Postby Fozzer » Wed Aug 16, 2017 2:20 pm

Mailed to me by one of my Chums from a Southern Hemisphere Flight Sim Forum.

(Many thanks, Doug!)... ;) ....!

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Young Scottish lass was working in a chemist shop and was very embarrassed to sell condoms.

Her boss was going away for a week and he told her to look after the shop. She mentioned that she won’t be embarrassed re the condoms though as he sells them to all the regulars by code.

Small is 310’s mediums are 320 and large are coded 330’s.

Two days later a 6’10” 130kg Black monster walks into the shop and asks her for 350.

She turned scarlet, popped out the back and rang the boss and told him of the request.

“Has the guy got a bucket tied to his belt and hanging between his legs?” asks the chemist. “Yes! Yes” he has gasped the poor lassie.

Then go to the till and get him 3 pounds 50* was the reply. “He is the window cleaner”

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Paul....(Not known for bragging).... ;) ...!

* ...£3.50
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Re: Graded by size...

Postby Shadowcaster » Wed Aug 16, 2017 2:48 pm

Did not see that coming :clap: :clap: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: Graded by size...

Postby Tug002 » Wed Aug 16, 2017 3:28 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Good one Paul :clap:

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Re: Graded by size...

Postby Anthindelahunt » Wed Aug 16, 2017 4:43 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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