The Yellow Light

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The Yellow Light

Postby Tug002 » Wed Aug 16, 2017 1:01 pm

The Yellow Light

The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing

and stopped at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red

light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman behind him was furious and honked her horn,

screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the

intersection.


As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked

up into the face of a very serious police officer.



The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her

to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted,

photographed and placed in a holding cell.


After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the

door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting

officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very

sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you

were blowing your horn, giving the guy in front of you the finger and

cursing at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the

'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday -School'

bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the

trunk, so naturally I assumed you had stolen the car."

Keep smiling
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Re: The Yellow Light

Postby Hagar » Wed Aug 16, 2017 1:07 pm

Brilliant! :lol:
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Re: The Yellow Light

Postby Shadowcaster » Wed Aug 16, 2017 2:20 pm

Love it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:

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Re: The Yellow Light

Postby yancovitch » Wed Aug 16, 2017 3:37 pm

ya ya ya!
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Re: The Yellow Light

Postby Anthindelahunt » Wed Aug 16, 2017 4:40 pm

Never expected the punchline. :o
Brilliant. :lol: :lol:

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Re: The Yellow Light

Postby H » Wed Aug 16, 2017 11:26 pm

Tug002 wrote:...I assumed you had stolen the car."
She didn't?
Unfortunately, I think I've known her...
:naughty:


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Re: The Yellow Light

Postby Apex » Mon Aug 21, 2017 6:20 am

Yep, yep, yep, that's a good one.
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Re: The Yellow Light

Postby Flying Trucker » Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:20 am

:clap: :clap: :clap:
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Re: The Yellow Light

Postby Herc-Canute » Mon Aug 21, 2017 12:45 pm

:icon-lol: :icon-lol: i tell you what that's funny right there :lol: :lol:
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