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Postby OldAirmail » Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:13 pm

Personally, I haven't done more than five or six of these things. Maybe seven. :D

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Re: A few clues as to why there are more women than men

Postby Shadowcaster » Tue Aug 15, 2017 9:59 pm

A few candidates for a Darwin Award there :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: A few clues as to why there are more women than men

Postby Hawkeye07 » Tue Aug 15, 2017 10:47 pm

I'm having are hard time deciding which one I think is the craziest. :think:

I think some of these deserve captions..
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Re: A few clues as to why there are more women than men

Postby Hawkeye07 » Tue Aug 15, 2017 10:57 pm

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If it moves and it's not supposed to - use the Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and it's supposed to - use the WD40.

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Re: A few clues as to why there are more women than men

Postby H » Wed Aug 16, 2017 2:30 am

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"We're almost ready to get our jet pack together --
just a little more heat here and we'll soon be flyin' all over the place!"

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Man, this dinosaur was huge! Yep, yep... I think I found a testicle..
better dig carefully or we'll be shafted..."


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Re: A few clues as to why there are more women than men

Postby Anthindelahunt » Wed Aug 16, 2017 2:39 am

That is the most insane thing I have ever seen. :o
It might be a very good idea that we become extinct. :pray:

This is going to keep me laughing all night. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: A few clues as to why there are more women than men

Postby Sinkrate » Wed Aug 16, 2017 2:59 am

Done the car and overhead line things – nothing wrong with those! :whistle:

Grinding near gas bottles?....perfectly safe! :shifty:

The others just look plain stupid, especially the guys with the bomb. Love the way the middle one screws up his eyes – as if that would help him! :lol:
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Re: A few clues as to why there are more women than men

Postby Hawkeye07 » Wed Aug 16, 2017 2:17 pm

I think "H" has the best one with the dinosaur. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: A few clues as to why there are more women than men

Postby Fozzer » Wed Aug 16, 2017 3:36 pm

Hawkeye07 wrote:I think "H" has the best one with the dinosaur. :lol: :lol: :lol:


Definitely! ..... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

Tickles me to death every time I see it/think about it...... :dance: ...!!

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Re: A few clues as to why there are more women than men

Postby Hawkeye07 » Wed Aug 16, 2017 10:16 pm

Fozzer wrote:Tickles me to death every time I see it/think about it...... :dance: ...!!

Paul.... :lol: .. :lol: .. :lol: ...!


Umm? What Paul, the dinosaur or the testicle? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: A few clues as to why there are more women than men

Postby Anthindelahunt » Wed Aug 16, 2017 11:56 pm

Hawkeye.Is that a testicle joke? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Veeerrryyy interesting. :think:

At least it wasn't a chicken joke. :mrgreen:

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Re: A few clues as to why there are more women than men

Postby Hawkeye07 » Thu Aug 17, 2017 1:23 am

Anthindelahunt wrote:Hawkeye.Is that a testicle joke? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Veeerrryyy interesting. :think:

At least it wasn't a chicken joke. :mrgreen:

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Paul's just nuts about that dinosaur. :lol: :lol:
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Re: A few clues as to why there are more women than men

Postby Anthindelahunt » Thu Aug 17, 2017 1:47 am

Maybe we should send him a nut crusher. :lol:
Then again he may use it on his neighbours
Felix Domesticus varmints. :o

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Re: A few clues as to why there are more women than men

Postby Fozzer » Thu Aug 17, 2017 2:42 am

Testicles:

(I) Favoured by men, involving the sport of playing Pocket Billiards in privacy. (Or not).

(II) Used for increasing the Darwin Award population.

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Re: A few clues as to why there are more women than men

Postby Hawkeye07 » Thu Aug 17, 2017 11:33 am

Fozzer wrote:Testicles:

(I) Favoured by men, involving the sport of playing Pocket Billiards in privacy. (Or not).

(II) Used for increasing the Darwin Award population.

Paul.... :lol: ... :lol: ...!


I've been neutered. :dance: :lol: :lol:
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