Dredging the Depths...

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Dredging the Depths...

Postby Fozzer » Tue Aug 01, 2017 9:29 am

Whatever you do, don't dump the Missus in Portsmouth Harbour! .... :shock: ....!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-40787660

I Dredger WILL come along and find her....

...its just a matter of time! .... :o ....!

Paul..... ;) ... :lol: ...!
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Re: Dredging the Depths...

Postby Anthindelahunt » Tue Aug 01, 2017 3:13 pm

That Missus is sure looking a bit
gaunt Fozzer. Well and truly over
over the hill. Er...waves. :lol: :lol:

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Re: Dredging the Depths...

Postby Hawkeye07 » Thu Aug 03, 2017 8:49 pm

Fozzer wrote:Whatever you do, don't dump the Missus in Portsmouth Harbour! .... :shock: ....!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-40787660
I Dredger WILL come along and find her....
...its just a matter of time! .... :o ....!

Paul..... ;) ... :lol: ...!


I got a much better place to stash any evidence you might care to get rid of forever. This past April 4th I took a small package containing my grandson's Easter present
to the U.S. Post Office here in Alexandria, Minnesota and mailed it to Atlanta, Georgia. It made it all the way to Des Moines, Iowa in 19 hours and 4 minutes.
That was 4 months ago...IT"S STILL THERE!!! :evil:

So, If you want to ditch the evidence just send it by way of the U.S. Postal Service and make sure it goes through Des Moines. It will never be seen again. :o
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Re: Dredging the Depths...

Postby Anthindelahunt » Fri Aug 04, 2017 12:12 am

I wonder if they use mentally retarded snails
to deliver mail... :o
Or they could be copying Australia Post. :oops:

I think you could be right my friend. :clap:

Anthin.......Thinking of mailing myself back
to Vancouver BC. :dance:
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Re: Dredging the Depths...

Postby Fozzer » Fri Aug 04, 2017 1:58 am

Anthindelahunt wrote:I wonder if they use mentally retarded snails
to deliver mail... :o
Or they could be copying Australia Post. :oops:

I think you could be right my friend. :clap:

Anthin.......Thinking of mailing myself back
to Vancouver BC. :dance:


Anthin.... :D

I am forever curious as to what brought you all the way from the chill of British Columbia in Canada, to the heat and desolation of Perth in Western Australia?

Long story short? ... :think: ....>>>

http://museum.wa.gov.au/welcomewalls/history

Members tales... ;) ...!

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Re: Dredging the Depths...

Postby Anthindelahunt » Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:33 pm

It is kind of a long story Fozzer.
Briefly My late wife wanted to go back to
Australia....So she did.
I had previously been to Australia on a few
occasions and could never sell my work.I had
job offers in Graphic Art companies but was
not interested.Anyway I was doing very well with
my Art in Vancouver.

Phone rang.It was my wife,saying guess what?you are
going to be a Father.Next day I had a daughter.

I travelled back and forth,Canada-Australia on a regular
basis.Made a moral decision that I should be with my little girl.

She grew up and at 18 years moved to Canada.I am now stranded here
in the ACT on an old age pension and in bad health.

My Daughter is a working Professional actor in Vancouver.
To close off. All my Family is in Canada and I am stuck down here
alone.Life is a bitch and then you die so they say.

Anthin. :shifty:
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