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The frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends on where they were born.
Statistics just released from The National Statistics Office and The United Nations B.O.H. Team, revealed that: North American, Australian, New Zealanders and British men between 60 and 80 years of age, will on average, have sex two to three times per week, (and a small number a lot more), whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky.
This has come as very upsetting news to a lot of us at the pub, as none of us had any idea that we were Japanese.

I don't think I'm Japanese,but,it has been so long
I can't remember.

Maybe once a century?

Anthin.

"Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so" ----- The Vapors 1980

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/scien ... 59491.html

So how often do statisticians have sex? More to the point; what woman in her right mind would want to get that close to one!

as much as i've been driven by it, along with the rest of the world, i hated the after effects of the bleary eyed depression like state...for me at least.....i think i read that frederic chopin complained that he lost all his inspiration after engagement....but it's so interesting that each man has his own capacity for it...but i think that if someone were to be a great athlete or whatever, one could become super human through celibacy.......hey...wait a minute....i'm supposed to say something funny!!