A Few One Liners

[Shadowcaster]

My friend says to me, "What rhymes with orange?" I said, "No it doesn't."

How many opticians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Is it one or two? One... or two?

What do we want?
Low flying aeroplane noises!
When do we want them?
NNNEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWW.

So what if I don't know what Armageddon means? It's not the end of the world.

This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?
Aye matey.

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones.
But people in Abu Dhabi do!

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

I'll get my coat.

Rich

[Hawkeye07]

Good one liners are hard to come by. I'll get your coat for you.

[Anthindelahunt]

Good one Rich.
Do you keep these gems locked up in a box
and drag them out on a regular basis?

Thank goodness I didn't start Breakfast yet.

Anthin.

[H]

I'm glad these were one liners or I wouldn't have time to read them -- I told my boss I was in no condition to do any heavy lifting so he'd have to consign me only to light work. Now he's told me I have to replace every light in the building.

[napamule]

One liner: 'Have you stoped beating your wife yet?'

[bigcav]

"One liner" isn't that a Spanish passenger ship.
Bigcav

[Tug002]

I must be getting old I don't get some of them


Keep smiling
Tug

[napamule]

'One Liner': description of the degree of addiction of a 'coke snorter' (that uses a straw or a rolled up $100 bill).