It could have been worse

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It could have been worse

Postby Tug002 » Sun Jul 09, 2017 5:56 am

Frank always looked on the bright side no matter what the circumstances.

He would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism.

No matter how horrible the circumstance, he would always reply

“It could have been worse.”

To cure him of his annoying habit, his friends decided to invent a situation

so completely bad, so terrible, that even Frank could find no hope in it.

On the golf course one day, one of them said, “Frank, did you hear about Tom?

He came home last night, found his wife in bed with another man, shot them

both and then turned the gun on himself!”

“That's awful,” said Frank, “But it could have been worse.”

“How could it have been worse?”

“Well,” replied Frank, “If it happened the night before, I'd be dead now!”

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Re: It could have been worse

Postby Anthindelahunt » Sun Jul 09, 2017 6:10 am

OMG...Brilliant!

A last laugh before I hit the hay. :lol: :lol: ..

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Re: It could have been worse

Postby Shadowcaster » Sun Jul 09, 2017 6:50 am

Brilliant :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling:

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Re: It could have been worse

Postby Flying Trucker » Sun Jul 09, 2017 7:01 am

:doh: :doh: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: It could have been worse

Postby Fozzer » Sun Jul 09, 2017 8:37 am

As a born-again Pessimist, it shows, that sometimes, things can turn out to be good... :whistle: ....

....except that Frank has noticed that he now has a nasty little rash!... :oops: ...!

Paul..... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!
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Re: It could have been worse

Postby Anthindelahunt » Sun Jul 09, 2017 1:32 pm

Which is growing into an even nastier rash,
amongst other nasties. :o

Poor Frank. :naughty:

Anthin..Avoiding rashes like the plague. :shifty:
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Re: It could have been worse

Postby Fozzer » Sun Jul 09, 2017 2:39 pm

Anthindelahunt wrote:Which is growing into an even nastier rash,
amongst other nasties. :o

Poor Frank. :naughty:

Anthin..Avoiding rashes like the plague. :shifty:


I finally gave up the possibility of inheriting nasty little infectious rashes since 1975.

Single Hermit and healthy!.... :dance: ...!

I just ride and play with my Motorcycles now...and they don't argue with me... ;) ...!

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