A man left for.................

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A man left for.................

Postby Shadowcaster » Fri Jun 30, 2017 2:10 am

.............................. home one Friday afternoon. But instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spending all his wages.

When he finally got home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife.

After two hours, she stopped nagging and said: 'How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?' He replied: 'That would be fine with me.' Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.

Thursday, the swelling went down just enough for him to see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

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Re: A man left for.................

Postby Fozzer » Fri Jun 30, 2017 2:42 am

..... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

Always be careful what you ask for... ;) .. ;) ...!

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Re: A man left for.................

Postby Tug002 » Wed Jul 12, 2017 1:20 pm

:lol: :lol: Was not expecting that ending :lol: :lol: Good one :lol: :lol:

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Re: A man left for.................

Postby Anthindelahunt » Wed Jul 12, 2017 3:12 pm

Really loved that one.Still smiling. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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