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Not a joke but funny as all heck.

Burglar breaks into a carport

YouTube link - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSQRk73mjoo

And for those who can see it -

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSQRk73mjoo[/youtube]

yep...and ...yep.....

Do you know what.... ....

There is so much of this stuff on You-Tube, (the Internet, and the News), that its getting more and more difficult to tell what is real, and what is fake for the sake of folks creating an impression!

Good for a laugh, but sometimes the stupidity is obvious!... ...!

I'm going to get someone to shoot me for fun, whilst holding a thick book to my chest... ...!

Paul... ...!

Cheers
Rich

One of the unbelievably stupid things that I've seen, and I'm sure that we have all seen a great many, was the result of a break-in.


The would be thief found a house with a huge bush in front of one of the windows. (So far, so good.)

Next, this Mission Impossible type, broke all of the glass out of the large window. (It goes down hill from here.)

Question - What do you have sticking out of the window frame when the glass is broken?

(I'm assuming that his last break-in gave him enough money for some really good drugs.)

The answer is jagged glass. Lots of jagged glass ALL around the frame.


Why do I think that Mr Bond 000 was high on some really strong drugs?

Because of all the blood on the floor, INSIDE the house and out the front door.

Yes, he climbed in even as he was cutting himself to ribbons.

book to chest ?.............gee....isn't it amazing how people can see and comment on articles over such a short time, from all over the world.....it's still something i'm not used to......

BUT,,,, I dun't wanna work hard,,, I just wanna WIN & HIT the POWERBALL Jackpot and have it EASY !!!!

Workin Hard never did me any real favors in the end !!

Gave me hip and back problems anything to do with hard manual labor and I'm feeling it now at my age,,,,

workin' 10 to 16 hours a day never did me any real favors either except make me feel completely tired & fatigued all the time & wore out !

in the end NONE of those employers really gave a damn, and as I look back years later 17 of them that I worked for are either OUT OF BUSINESS, Dead or retired anyway.

Naw I want EASY STREET for a change after all these years !!

So far I'm unable to locate EASY STREET on my Flight Simulator Map to Fly to it, Microsoft seemingly left that out ????


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBfwTpZPeoU[/youtube]

EASY STREET!

You want easy street! You just missed it!

You might as well say Goodbye Easy Street - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzRZSXmI5Y0