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You will not believe what just happened... I walked in to a gas station. I noticed these 2 cops watching a woman who was smoking while pumping gas..


I saw her & thought, "Is this lady stupid or crazy?!! With the cops right there too?!"

But anyway, I went inside and got my drink.


As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming..


I looked out the window & the woman's arm was on fire!


She was swinging her arm & running around going crazy!


I ran outside & the cops had put her on the ground & were putting the fire out with their coffees!!

Then they put handcuffs on her & threw her in the police car..


I was thinking "she's why I have a job, can't fix stupid but we can transport it to an ER!"


But being the nosey person that I am, I asked the cops what they were arresting her for...

The one cop looked me square in the eyes & said ... "WAVING A FIREARM!"

Now, which of you actually read this to the end??!

Keep smiling
Tug

I tell you what that's funny right there

I love a good pun

Cheers
Rich

Tug002 wrote:Now, which of you actually read this to the end??!

Keep smiling
Tug

I'll admit it, I did read it all the way! I was curious what it was aboot the whole time.

Very good Tug!

I see you are developing bad habits from Rich,Tug.
Yes.I admit I read it all the way through.

If her firearm burned any longer,she would then be
"armless".Thus Police would not have arrested her.

Anthin eh.

Herc-Canute wrote::lol: I tell you what that's funny right there

Right on LARRY!

Love it, Tug.