A duck walks into............

[Shadowcaster]

.................. a post office and asks the man behind the counter: 'Do you have any corn?' The man answers politely: 'No, we don't have any corn here.' The next day, the duck enters again and asks: 'Do you have any corn?' Annoyed, the man answers: 'No! We don't have any corn.' This goes on for a couple of days until finally, when the duck asks 'Do you have any corn?', the man gets so upset he yells: 'NO! For the last time we don't have any corn, and if you ask again I'll nail your beak to the counter!' The next day, the duck returns and asks: 'Do you have any nails?' The man answers: 'No.' Then the duck asks: 'Do you have any corn?'

Cheers
Rich

[Tug002]

Keep smiling
Tug

[Anthindelahunt]

Here we go again.

Rich.You are going to give me a Hernia plus some
broken ribs.

Anthin..

[Herc-Canute]

I tell you what that's funny right there

[OldAirmail]