No, sir, it's Google's Pizza.
So it's a wrong number?
No, sir, Google bought Gordon's.
OK. Take my order please.
Well, sir, you want the usual?
The usual? You know me?
According to your caller ID, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheese, sausage, thick crust.
OK! That's what I'll have.
May I suggest you order ricotta, arugula, with dry tomato, and thin crust this time?
No, I hate vegetables!
But your LDL cholesterol is not good at all. Way out of healthy range.
How do you know?
Through the subscriber's guide. We have the results of your blood tests for the last seven years.
Okay, but I don't want your recommended pizza, I already take medicine for my cholesterol.
You have not taken the medicine regularly. Four months ago, you only purchased 30 tablets at Drugsale Network.
No, no, I bought more from another drugstore.
That's not showing on your credit card.
I paid in cash.
But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement.
I have another source of cash.
That's not showing on your last income tax filing unless you got it from an undeclared income source.
WHAT THE HELL? Enough! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an island without internet, no cell phones, and no one to spy on everything I do.
I understand sir, but you'll need to renew your passport -- it expired five weeks ago.
Keep smiling
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