More about the Mrs...
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Sat Jun 17, 2017 10:53 amby Hawkeye07
My wife suggested I get myself one of those male enlargers, so I did. She's 25 and her name is Heather.
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated, but must come back as a different creature.
She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously haven't been listening."
My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.
Went to our local bar with my wife last night. Locals started shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my wife is 24 and I'm 50.
It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.
Re: More about the Mrs...
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Sat Jun 17, 2017 3:12 pmby Anthindelahunt
I'll have what he has.
What would they call me?I'm 71.
Anthin...Using a magnifier to find it..
Re: More about the Mrs...
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Sat Jun 17, 2017 4:23 pmby Fozzer
Anthindelahunt wrote:I'll have what he has.
What would they call me?I'm 71.
Anthin...Using a magnifier to find it..
...maybe you need; Heather, Anthin?....
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Its all just a distance memory for me, now...
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Paul...
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Re: More about the Mrs...
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Sat Jun 17, 2017 5:30 pmby Anthindelahunt
At least Fozzer you have a distant memory.
I can't even remember what I was trying to remember.
Btw.I am thinking of trading in my magnifier for a
microscope.
Anthin...Away with the fairies.
Re: More about the Mrs...
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Sun Jun 18, 2017 12:23 amby Hawkeye07
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%... It's called a Wedding Cake.
Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she's been told twice already.
How do you turn a fox into an cow? Marry It!
What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side.
Re: More about the Mrs...
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Sun Jun 18, 2017 2:02 amby Fozzer
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The Ultimate Deterrent....
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Marriage:
The number one cause of divorce. The end of dating. The end of your sex life.
....the end of most things that you enjoy...
Paul.....
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Re: My jokes
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Sun Jun 18, 2017 2:19 amby Anthindelahunt
Re: More about the Mrs...
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Sun Jun 18, 2017 2:50 amby napamule
I keep marrying younger women. I got marrier three times. And they were all good housekeepers. Next time I marry I will make her sign a pre-nup because I intend on KEEPING the house I got now!!
Chuck B
Napamule
