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"Doctor, every winter I feel like something strange is running about in my stomach."
"I know what that is." said the doctor.
"It's the Abdominal Snowman."

Bigcav

My doctor told me that if I saw a naked woman, I could have a stroke.
Well I saw one and I had a stroke.
She said if I touch her again she'd cut my nuts off.
Bigcav

Hello H,

I Googled LifeGem out of curiosity. I'll leave out details, anyone else interested can check it out for themselves. Very interesting, from several different angles, including a deeply profound philosophical one, I'd say. But in the way of 'immortalization', so to speak, that word does describe it. "Diamonds are forever", so the saying goes. And there's the practical angle also. It's not for everyone, but something I would have never thought of. Always good to know all your options, no matter what the situation. Thanks for that.

"Doctor, I feel strange. When I cough weird sounds come out.
When I sneeze, hieroglyphics come down my nose. What do you think it is?"

"You've caught a very heavy Da Vinci Code."

mosquito one...hahaha

pilotwin7 wrote:

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------It seems even the nurse got a kick
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