Doctors and Dentists

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Doctors and Dentists

Postby bigcav » Sat Apr 22, 2017 11:39 am

The dentist tried to trick me, about me, only having two teeth.
One of which was bad.
I told him to pull the other one.

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Re: Doctors and Dentists

Postby Shadowcaster » Sat Apr 22, 2017 11:42 pm

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Re: Doctors and Dentists

Postby bigcav » Sun Apr 23, 2017 6:28 am

I went to my doctor and he removed £1,999 from my backside.
I told him I wasn't feeling two grand.
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Re: Doctors and Dentists

Postby pilotwin7 » Sun Apr 23, 2017 10:36 am

bigcav wrote:The dentist tried to trick me, about me, only having two teeth.
One of which was bad.
I told him to pull the other one.

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Re: Doctors and Dentists

Postby bigcav » Mon Apr 24, 2017 7:23 am

I think my doctor does dentistry too.
He said next time he sees me he's going to knock my teeth out.
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Re: Doctors and Dentists

Postby Anthindelahunt » Mon Apr 24, 2017 10:57 pm

I dislike Doctors and Dentists.They are
according to a "Panel of experts"Responsible for
all the ills of the world. :shifty:

When running into one I make sure I have my
barge pole handy. :naughty:

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Re: Doctors and Dentists

Postby H » Sun Apr 30, 2017 5:36 pm

Good doctors and dentists have a lot of patience patients...

the bad thing about them is that they don't really want everyone well --
if no one's sick, they have no patients...



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Re: Doctors and Dentists

Postby Anthindelahunt » Sun Apr 30, 2017 7:34 pm

I still carry my bargepole.

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Re: Doctors and Dentists

Postby bigcav » Wed May 24, 2017 12:33 pm

I went to the doctors.
Told him I was hanging like a side of fresh pork.
Two weeks later.. I'm cured.

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Re: Doctors and Dentists

Postby pilotwin7 » Wed May 24, 2017 2:55 pm

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Re: Doctors and Dentists

Postby bigcav » Thu May 25, 2017 11:42 am

I asked my doctor why he didn't tell me I was a bad mirror.
He said it would have reflected badly on him.
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Re: Doctors and Dentists

Postby Apex » Thu May 25, 2017 1:40 pm

Seriously speaking, I have no fear of dentists or snakes. Matter of fact, I saw a small snake in my yard just the other day. And I gotta see my dentist next month.

But I do wonder why I put both in the same "no fear of" category.

At least it the snake didn't charge me for seeing it.
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Re: Doctors and Dentists

Postby Shadowcaster » Mon May 29, 2017 2:03 pm

A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want Novacaine because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."

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