Doctors and Dentists
Posted:
Sat Apr 22, 2017 11:39 am
by bigcav
The dentist tried to trick me, about me, only having two teeth.
One of which was bad.
I told him to pull the other one.
bigcav
Re: Doctors and Dentists
Posted:
Sun Apr 23, 2017 6:28 am
by bigcav
I went to my doctor and he removed £1,999 from my backside.
I told him I wasn't feeling two grand.
Bigcav
Re: Doctors and Dentists
Posted:
Mon Apr 24, 2017 7:23 am
by bigcav
I think my doctor does dentistry too.
He said next time he sees me he's going to knock my teeth out.
Bigcav
Re: Doctors and Dentists
Posted:
Mon Apr 24, 2017 10:57 pm
by Anthindelahunt
I dislike Doctors and Dentists.They are
according to a "Panel of experts"Responsible for
all the ills of the world.
When running into one I make sure I have my
barge pole handy.
Anthin...
Re: Doctors and Dentists
Posted:
Sun Apr 30, 2017 7:34 pm
by Anthindelahunt
I still carry my bargepole.
Anthin...
Re: Doctors and Dentists
Posted:
Wed May 24, 2017 12:33 pm
by bigcav
I went to the doctors.
Told him I was hanging like a side of fresh pork.
Two weeks later.. I'm cured.
Bigcav
Re: Doctors and Dentists
Posted:
Thu May 25, 2017 11:42 am
by bigcav
I asked my doctor why he didn't tell me I was a bad mirror.
He said it would have reflected badly on him.
Bigcav
Re: Doctors and Dentists
Posted:
Thu May 25, 2017 1:40 pm
by Apex
Seriously speaking, I have no fear of dentists or snakes. Matter of fact, I saw a small snake in my yard just the other day. And I gotta see my dentist next month.
But I do wonder why I put both in the same "no fear of" category.
At least it the snake didn't charge me for seeing it.
Re: Doctors and Dentists
Posted:
Mon May 29, 2017 2:03 pm
by Shadowcaster
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want Novacaine because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."
Cheers
Rich