Doctors and Dentists

[bigcav]

Did you hear about the dyslexic doctor?
He tried to put his patient in comma.

bigcav

[Shadowcaster]

No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.

Cheers
Rich

[Anthindelahunt]

If you extracted a Grizzly bear's teeth,
would that make them gummy bears?

Anthin.

[H]

If you extracted a Grizzly bear's teeth,
would that make them gummy bears?

Why, I'm not sure. How're your dental skills? I don't suppose you'd want to find a bear and...
Oh, I suppose not...

[Anthindelahunt]

The Bears and me are a no no.Call me a
wimp. After being chased by a black Bear as a
kid,I will leave the job of turning them into
Gummy Bears for Dentists.

Anthin...I just can't bear it.

[H]

The Bears and me are a no no.Call me a
wimp. After being chased by a black Bear as a
kid,I will leave the job of turning them into
Gummy Bears for Dentists.

Anthin...I just can't bear it.

I mentioned it in this forum soon after it happened, quite some years ago. I walked the 5 miles to work at the time, over hill and dale. As I was walking downhill on the last major hill, I heard some twig snapping and knew I was being stalked by something within the forest trees to my right. The trees ended at a stone wall along a home's lawn that was just across from the lit entryway to a lakeside campground. As I neared the end of the treeline a pair of eyes reflected the light of the campground's lamps and I stopped, faced the eyes, growled, then continued on my way. It happened that the owners of the mentioned home had a small bonfire going behind their home which may have contributed to the fact that my stalker didn't follow me any further.
When I reached the top of that hill the next night, a pickup truck passed me and had to stop -- a black bear was waiting in the middle of the road. Another vehicle arrived from the other direction and the bear finally retreated from the road -- but I was still quite some yards behind the pickup and a bit miffed that they were leaving me to tend with a nearby bear. However, the bear let me pass without further interaction.
The next night the bear wasn't waiting in the road. Nevertheless, as I neared the spot, there was a rustling in the bushes, then a squeal (I believe I'd scared a rabbit). I gave another growl as I had the first night, then started on my way. This time the bear growled back, letting me know it had its sacrificial offering.
I don't suppose you had such an offering... and, thankfully, didn't become one...

The things I've encountered during a ¼-century of night shifts...

[Anthindelahunt]

Thanks for the story.It is enough to give
one nightmares.

With me,I was not to far from home and
got into the house.

At my Family's Summer Cabin in Tullameen BC,
A woman and her horse was killed by a Cougar.
Scary.

Anthin.

[bigcav]

My last doctor was killed by a Cougar.
She said if she'd know he had a heart condition
she wouldn't have tied him to the bed.

Bigcav

[H]

At my Family's Summer Cabin in Tullameen BC,
A woman and her horse was killed by a Cougar.
Scary.

For most of a century, the (U.S.) Eastern Cougar was claimed to be extinct. When I was almost five, my mother screamed when we saw a female cougar staring at us from the upper field; ten years later, a young one paced me as I bicycled up a dirt road. Before the incident with the previously mentioned bear, a male cougar was proudly walking towards me alongside the road -- following behind him in the drainage ditch was a female (they're colored differently) -- when I had my Camaro. I wouldn't want to face off with one, let alone two, but I may fare better with a cougar than a bear -- without medical assistance I may still die from lacerations but there's a chance, however slight, that I might survive a determined cougar attack; at least I rival the size of the male cougar and the female is smaller. Compared to the bear, I might as well be a chipmunk... a crushing defeat.

[Anthindelahunt]

The simple joys of living in Canada and The US.
The there is the range of "Horrors" down here on
the underside of the world.

Lots of Fun.

Anthin..

[Shadowcaster]

Pah nothing to compare to the sniper kittens of Cornwall




Cheers
Rich

[Anthindelahunt]

That is what you get when you
feed your kitten Cornish Pasty's.

Anthin..

[pilotwin7]

[Tug002]

A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want Novacaine because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."

Cheers
Rich

Good one

Keep smiling
Tug

[Shadowcaster]

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa… “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that’s the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?”After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, “Wedding Cake.”


Cheers
Rich