Doctors and Dentists

[bigcav]

The dentist tried to trick me, about me, only having two teeth.
One of which was bad.
I told him to pull the other one.

bigcav

[Shadowcaster]

Cheers
Rich

[bigcav]

I went to my doctor and he removed £1,999 from my backside.
I told him I wasn't feeling two grand.
Bigcav

[pilotwin7]

The dentist tried to trick me, about me, only having two teeth.
One of which was bad.
I told him to pull the other one.

bigcav

[bigcav]

I think my doctor does dentistry too.
He said next time he sees me he's going to knock my teeth out.
Bigcav

[Anthindelahunt]

I dislike Doctors and Dentists.They are
according to a "Panel of experts"Responsible for
all the ills of the world.

When running into one I make sure I have my
barge pole handy.

Anthin...

[H]

Good doctors and dentists have a lot of patience patients...

the bad thing about them is that they don't really want everyone well --
if no one's sick, they have no patients...

[Anthindelahunt]

I still carry my bargepole.

Anthin...

[bigcav]

I went to the doctors.
Told him I was hanging like a side of fresh pork.
Two weeks later.. I'm cured.

Bigcav

[pilotwin7]

[bigcav]

I asked my doctor why he didn't tell me I was a bad mirror.
He said it would have reflected badly on him.
Bigcav

[Apex]

Seriously speaking, I have no fear of dentists or snakes. Matter of fact, I saw a small snake in my yard just the other day. And I gotta see my dentist next month.

But I do wonder why I put both in the same "no fear of" category.

At least it the snake didn't charge me for seeing it.

[pilotwin7]

[pilotwin7]

[Shadowcaster]

A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want Novacaine because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."

Cheers
Rich