Understanding Women Part II

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Understanding Women Part II

Postby Hawkeye07 » Thu Apr 13, 2017 11:54 am

This guy knows... :shock:

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An Aircraft Mechanic only needs two tools, Duct Tape and WD40.
If it moves and it's not supposed to - use the Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and it's supposed to - use the WD40.

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Re: Understanding Women Part II

Postby Fozzer » Thu Apr 13, 2017 12:11 pm

...just remember to unplug the Fan before you open your mouth... :roll: ....!

Paul.... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!
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Re: Understanding Women Part II

Postby bigcav » Thu Apr 13, 2017 1:26 pm

I understand my other half

For instance...

If we have a row, I storm off upstairs.
15 minutes later
my other half will come up the stairs
she will come in to the bed room
she will get down on her knees
And do you know what she says...

"Come from under that and fight like a man!!"

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Re: Understanding Women Part II

Postby Hawkeye07 » Thu Apr 13, 2017 9:43 pm

bigcav wrote:I understand my other half

For instance...

If we have a row, I storm off upstairs.
15 minutes later
my other half will come up the stairs
she will come in to the bed room
she will get down on her knees
And do you know what she says...

"Come from under that and fight like a man!!"

Bigcav :pray:


I can relate to that! :lol: :lol:
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An Aircraft Mechanic only needs two tools, Duct Tape and WD40.
If it moves and it's not supposed to - use the Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and it's supposed to - use the WD40.

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