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Postby Shadowcaster » Wed Apr 12, 2017 10:51 pm

Paddy says to Mick, "I'm ready for a holiday, only this year I'm going to do it a bit different. 3 years ago I went to Spain and Mary got pregnant. 2 years ago I went to Italy and Mary got pregnant. Last year I went to Majorca and Mary got pregnant. Mick asks, "So what are you going to do this year?" Paddy replies, "I'll take her with me."

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Re: Holidays

Postby papituwall » Thu Apr 13, 2017 12:24 am

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Re: Holidays

Postby Fozzer » Thu Apr 13, 2017 3:04 am

Its what happens when you are away....

...never fails.... :o ...!

...trust me!

Paul... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

Females have an overwhelming desire to; "Breed"....
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Re: Holidays

Postby bigcav » Thu Apr 13, 2017 1:32 pm

I have permission for more children.
My other half says I'm a "miserable breeder"
I think that's what she said.
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Re: Holidays

Postby Hawkeye07 » Thu Apr 13, 2017 9:47 pm

I got neutered back in the '70's but I still enjoy the practice sessions. :lol:
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Re: Holidays

Postby Fozzer » Fri Apr 14, 2017 2:09 am

Hawkeye07 wrote:I got neutered back in the '70's but I still enjoy the practice sessions. :lol:


What's it like, Hawk?.... :? ....

...haven't indulged in that for the past 40+ years now.... :roll: ...!

(No nasty rashes!).

I just ride Motorbikes now....

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