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Sir Isaac Newton's to blame

Postby Hawkeye07 » Sun Apr 09, 2017 7:05 pm

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An Aircraft Mechanic only needs two tools, Duct Tape and WD40.
If it moves and it's not supposed to - use the Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and it's supposed to - use the WD40.

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Re: Sir Isaac Newton's to blame

Postby H » Mon Apr 10, 2017 7:37 am

That contrasts your bowling post and makes our calculations much simpler...
virgins don't have to take a head count nor lose their heads in the process...


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Re: Sir Isaac Newton's to blame

Postby Hawkeye07 » Mon Apr 10, 2017 12:20 pm

H wrote:That contrasts your bowling post and makes our calculations much simpler...
virgins don't have to take a head count nor lose their heads in the process...
8-)


Very true and they don't waste time sitting around drinking beer trying to figure out women.
If I remember an article I read about Sir Isaac correctly he once said that sex was nothing but a distraction.
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If it doesn't move and it's supposed to - use the WD40.

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