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Postby Hawkeye07 » Sun Apr 09, 2017 12:56 am

Image :lol: :lol:
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If it moves and it's not supposed to - use the Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and it's supposed to - use the WD40.

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Re: Go Army!

Postby OldAirmail » Sun Apr 09, 2017 7:45 am

OMG! I can't stop laughing! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Go Army!

Postby bigcav » Sun Apr 09, 2017 12:40 pm

Soaked in sweat or soaked in mint sauce.
Tough choice!
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Re: Go Army!

Postby Fozzer » Sun Apr 09, 2017 1:21 pm

Similar to certain activities carried out in the upland mountains of Wales...>>>

Welsh Speed Dating:

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Baaaa....

You cant beat a bit of "comfort", now and again.... ;) .... ;) ....!

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Re: Go Army!

Postby Anthindelahunt » Sun Apr 09, 2017 5:53 pm

Hawkeye.You nearly did me in with that post! :o
I will never get that shot out of my mind. :naughty:
That really takes the cake. :shifty:

Anthin. Still laughing... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Go Army!

Postby bigcav » Mon Apr 10, 2017 3:05 am

That's where a Welsh friend of mine meet his missus.
In a Baa!
He said "I'm pleased to meet ewe."

She wouldn't let him undress her.
She wasn't having the wool pulled over her eyes.

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Re: Go Army!

Postby Fozzer » Mon Apr 10, 2017 4:37 am

bigcav wrote:That's where a Welsh friend of mine meet his missus.
In a Baa!
He said "I'm pleased to meet ewe."

She wouldn't let him undress her.
She wasn't having the wool pulled over her eyes.

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Cav... ;)

.....you certainly made the Sun come out this morning!.... :lol: ....

....as I sheepishly make today's Dinner, with Oven cooked Sausage Rolls....

...and not a Leg of Lamb in sight...(Sharon Stone)!

Paul.... :mrgreen: .....!

P.S. My Sunday Rides to Abergavenny (Wales) to meet up with the Welsh Harley Davidson riders are always a source of concern to me!... :? ...!

To many Beards...They always look as though they need Shearing!.... :o ....!

...(and Sheep Dipping!)... ;) ...!

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Re: Go Army!

Postby bigcav » Mon Apr 10, 2017 5:05 am

Fozzer :auto-sportbike:
You're ok as long as you aren't wearing a woolly hi-viz vest.
Oh, and don't bend over to check your tyre pressures!

And "A sheep dip" has other connotations at Welsh farmers party's.

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Re: Go Army!

Postby Fozzer » Mon Apr 10, 2017 6:01 am

bigcav wrote:Fozzer :auto-sportbike:
You're ok as long as you aren't wearing a woolly hi-viz vest.
Oh, and don't bend over to check your tyre pressures!

And "A sheep dip" has other connotations at Welsh farmers party's.

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Cav...

I must admit, the the Harley Davidson riders' choice of Biking Leather Trousers, and description, with instant access...>>>>

http://www.jpcycles.com/motorcycle-chaps

..causes me to to turn my back against the wall.... :shock: ....!

Funny stuff going on, in Motorcycle circles...with all this Leather Stuff... :whistle: ....!

Paul..... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!
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Re: Go Army!

Postby bigcav » Mon Apr 10, 2017 6:32 am

Fozz
I would imagine wearing just those leathers on a cold motorbike,
Everything Chaps!!
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