The Department of the Navy is now assigning females to separate, private OFF LIMITS quarters on all aircraft carriers.
Addressing personnel at Pearl Harbor, CINCPAC advised, "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males.
Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time."
He continued, " Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150.
Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $500. Are there any questions?"
A Marine Gunnery Sergeant from the security detail assigned to one of the carriers stood up in the crowd and asked:
"How much for a season pass?"
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