Why we need Marines

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Why we need Marines

Postby Tug002 » Fri Apr 07, 2017 4:44 am

The Department of the Navy is now assigning females to separate, private OFF LIMITS quarters on all aircraft carriers.

Addressing personnel at Pearl Harbor, CINCPAC advised, "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males.

Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time."

He continued, " Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150.

Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $500. Are there any questions?"

A Marine Gunnery Sergeant from the security detail assigned to one of the carriers stood up in the crowd and asked:

"How much for a season pass?"

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Re: Why we need Marines

Postby Shadowcaster » Fri Apr 07, 2017 5:18 am

Nice :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Why we need Marines

Postby H » Fri Apr 07, 2017 9:45 am

The reaction of an off-duty highland Scot: don his tartan dress attire, slap on a wig and walk right in... :oops:


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Re: Why we need Marines

Postby Anthindelahunt » Fri Apr 07, 2017 5:35 pm

What about those,"Ahem",ah women?

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