Another old lady...

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Another old lady...

Postby bigcav » Sun Apr 02, 2017 12:31 pm

A vicar goes to see an elderly woman at her home.
She shows him her new parrot.
"I think he used to belong to a vicar." the old lady says.
"Really!" says the vicar. "But why has he got a ribbon tied round each leg?"
"Pull the left one." say the old dear.
He does.
The parrot stands to attention and sings 'All things bright and beautiful."
"That's amazing." says the vicar
"Now pull the right one." the proud owner insists.
He does and the parrot again, stands to attention, and sings 'Abide with me.'
"That's incredible. And what happens if I pull both ribbons at once?" asks the vicar
"I fall off the bloody perch you prat." replies the parrot.
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Re: Another old lady...

Postby OldAirmail » Sun Apr 02, 2017 12:35 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Another old lady...

Postby Shadowcaster » Sun Apr 02, 2017 3:08 pm

:o :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: Another old lady...

Postby Anthindelahunt » Sun Apr 02, 2017 4:51 pm

And me also... :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Another old lady...

Postby Tug002 » Mon Apr 03, 2017 4:33 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Another old lady...

Postby H » Tue Apr 04, 2017 12:12 pm

Hmmn... must have had his wings clipped... ;)


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