A poor little lonely.............
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2017 11:38 pm............. old lady lived in a house with only her cat as a friend.
One day, the lights went out as she sat knitting; she had been unable to pay the electric bill.
So, she went up to the attic and got an old oil lamp from her childhood.
As she rubbed it clean a genie appeared and allowed her three wishes.
“First, I want to be so rich I never have to worry about money again.”
“Second, I want to be young and beautiful again.”
“And last, I want you to change my little cat into a handsome prince.”
As you would expect, there was a loud explosion, with a lot of thick smoke.
As the smoke cleared she saw she was surrounded by big bags of coins, and that in the mirror was a young beautiful woman.
She turned as the handsome prince walked in the door, held her in his arms and said: “Now I’ll bet you’re sorry you took me to the vet for that little operation.”
Cheers
Rich
One day, the lights went out as she sat knitting; she had been unable to pay the electric bill.
So, she went up to the attic and got an old oil lamp from her childhood.
As she rubbed it clean a genie appeared and allowed her three wishes.
“First, I want to be so rich I never have to worry about money again.”
“Second, I want to be young and beautiful again.”
“And last, I want you to change my little cat into a handsome prince.”
As you would expect, there was a loud explosion, with a lot of thick smoke.
As the smoke cleared she saw she was surrounded by big bags of coins, and that in the mirror was a young beautiful woman.
She turned as the handsome prince walked in the door, held her in his arms and said: “Now I’ll bet you’re sorry you took me to the vet for that little operation.”
Cheers
Rich
