A poor little lonely.............

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A poor little lonely.............

Postby Shadowcaster » Sat Apr 01, 2017 11:38 pm

............. old lady lived in a house with only her cat as a friend.

One day, the lights went out as she sat knitting; she had been unable to pay the electric bill.

So, she went up to the attic and got an old oil lamp from her childhood.

As she rubbed it clean a genie appeared and allowed her three wishes.

“First, I want to be so rich I never have to worry about money again.”

“Second, I want to be young and beautiful again.”

“And last, I want you to change my little cat into a handsome prince.”

As you would expect, there was a loud explosion, with a lot of thick smoke.

As the smoke cleared she saw she was surrounded by big bags of coins, and that in the mirror was a young beautiful woman.

She turned as the handsome prince walked in the door, held her in his arms and said: “Now I’ll bet you’re sorry you took me to the vet for that little operation.”

Cheers
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Re: A poor little lonely.............

Postby Jean Loup » Sun Apr 02, 2017 1:02 pm

:doh: :mrgreen: :lol:
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Re: A poor little lonely.............

Postby Anthindelahunt » Sun Apr 02, 2017 4:56 pm

You have done it again Rich.
I just spilled my tea on the keyboard.

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Re: A poor little lonely.............

Postby Hawkeye07 » Sun Apr 02, 2017 6:31 pm

Excellent Rich!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: A poor little lonely.............

Postby Tug002 » Mon Apr 03, 2017 4:31 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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